Rick & Morty the animated TV comedy

Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty is an American adult animated science-fiction sitcom created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Cartoon Network’s late night programming block Adult Swim. The series follows the misadventures of cynical mad scientist Rick and his fretful, easily influenced grandson Morty, who split their time between domestic family life and interdimensional adventures. Roiland voices the series’ eponymous characters, with the voice talent of Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, and Sarah Chalke providing the rest of the family. It premiered on December 2, 2013.

The series originated from an animated short parody film of Back to the Future created by Roiland for film festival Channel 101. Adult Swim approached Harmon for television show ideas, and he and Roiland developed the program based on the short, replacing the characters of Doc with Rick and Marty with Morty. In January 2014, the series was renewed for a second season which premiered on July 26, 2015. In August 2015, Adult Swim renewed the series for a 14-episode third season, which premiered unannounced on April 1, 2017, with the rest of the season scheduled to air during the summer. The show has received universal critical acclaim for its originality, creativity, and humor.

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Quotes from Rick and Morty

Let's Not Suck The Ghost Of His Dick Too Hard

Morty: Well, he's not a villain Summer, but he shouldn't be your hero. He's more like a demon, or a super fucked up god. Council of Ricks Councilman: Let's not suck the ghost of his dick too hard.

Dick Move

 Birdperson: In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.  Morty: All of Rick's moves are dick moves!

Mr. Meeseeks - Can Do!

Mr. Meeseeks: Ooohhh yeah! Can do!

And Away We Go

Rick: And awaayyy we go!

What Is My Purpose? (You Pass Butter)

 Butter Robot: What is my purpose?  Rick: You pass butter. [Butter Robot looks dejected]  Butter Robot: Oh my god...  Rick: Yeah, welcome to the club pal.

Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki Dipping Sauce

 Rick: And.. and, and... I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty!  Morty: What are you talking about? Rick: Because that... that's what this is all about! That's my one-armed man! I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty! That was fake! I'm driven by finding that…

Abradolf Lincler

 Summer: Are you kidding me? I don't even know why she's here.  Rick: Oooh, not cool Summer. This is a party, everyone should be welcome. [Abradolf Lincler busts through the living room wall]  Rick: Oh great. Who invited Abradolf Lincler?  Summer: I thought everyone was welcome?  Rick: It's not the same Summer. Lincler is a crazed maniac.…

Glip Glop - Traflorkian N-word

 Summer: What do you mean you're having a party? Are some Glip Glops from the third dimension going to come over and play cards or something?  Rick: Glip Glop? You're lucky a Traflorkian doesn't hear you say that.  Summer: Is that like their n-word?  Rick: It's like the n-word and the c-word had a baby,…

Peace Among Worlds

[ramp extends from spaceship]  Rick: Wait for the ramp, Morty. They love the ramp. It really gets their dicks hard. When they see this ramp, just slowly extending down. [ramp finishes extending]  Rick: Greetings! [whispers to Morty while flipping off crowd]  Rick: Morty, you gotta flip them off. I told them it means peace among…

And A Lot Of Vodka

 Rick: Good one Morty. Excuse me. Bartender. Can you make me a dumb grandson pep talk? It's one part lame advice about stuff you know nothing about, and a lot of vodka.  Bartender: Mhm... I have a lot of vodka.  Rick: Then I'll take one of those, I don't need the rest.  Morty: God, whatever…

I Squanch My Family

 Squanchy: Rick Sanchez, you psycho bag of squanch!  Rick: Hey, what's up Squanchy.  Morty and Summer: Hey Squanchy.  Squanchy: Morty. Summer. And you must be Beth. [kisses hand]  Squanchy: On squanche.  Beth: Your language has the word "squanch" in it a lot. Doesn't that become tedious and worn out like the Smurf thing?  Rick: Beth, Squanchy…

Weddings Are Basically Funerals With Cake

 Courier Flap: Would you like to RSVP or send a gift?  Rick: No, weddings are basically funerals with cake. If I wanted to watch someone throw their life away I'd hang out with Jerry all day.  Courier Flap: Affirmative, returning to sender.

Baby Legs

 Chief: You're a good detective. But not good enough because of your baby legs. So I'm partnering you up with regular legs.  Regular Legs: Hey there.  Baby Legs: Detective, umm this is upsetting to me because I feel like I don't need no regular legged partner.  Chief: Baby Legs, don't talk back to me. Good…

Riggity Wrecked!

 Rick: That's why you party? Boy, you really are 17.  Summer: Why do you party?  Rick: To get riggity wrecked, son!

Traditions Are An Idiot Thing

Rick: Well, scientifically speaking, traditions are an idiot thing.

Lick Lick Lick My Balls

Rick: Lick Lick Lick My Balls! Ahahaha, yeah! I say that all the time!

You're Both Pieces Of Shit

Rick: I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways. But you have to understand, that as far as grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit. Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming anyway.

A Real Piece Of Shit

 Rick: These telepathic bastards, they embed themselves in memories, and they use those to multiply and take over planets.  Morty: Steve wasn't real?  Rick: He's a real piece of shit.

Inside Your Butthole

 Rick: We're gonna have to go through interdimensional customs. Sooo you're gonna have to do me a real solid.  Morty: Uh oh.  Rick: When we get to customs, I'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom and I'm gonna need you to put 'em wayyyyy up inside your butthole.  Morty: My butt?  Rick: Put 'em wayyy…

I Like What You Got

Floating Head: I like what you got. Good job.

Get Your Shit Together

 Morty: Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it's together. [exits room] [pokes head back into room]  Morty: And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it... Or put it in a…

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