Archer the TV Series


Archer is an American adult animated spy sitcom created by Adam Reed for the FX network. The series focuses on the life and exploits of Sterling Archer, the self-proclaimed ‘World’s greatest secret agent’. first four seasons focus on him working for the fictional spy agency ISIS, under his mother, Malory. Since then, they have become drug dealers, arms dealers, CIA agents, Private Investigators and most recently, 1950s detectives. The series formerly aired on FX from September 17, 2009 to June 2, 2016. On June 21, 2016, FX renewed the series for an eighth, ninth, and tenth season, each to consist of eight episodes. The eighth season premiered on April 5, 2017, with the series moving to sister network FXX.

Reed indicated in September 2016 that he planned to end the series after the tenth season.

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Quotes from Archer

That's How You Get Ants

 Archer: Lana, hey I know I'm supposed to be up my own ass right now but... [Lana knocks box of donuts out of Archer's hand]  Archer: Oh, is that what you want?!?  Lana: Yep!  Archer: Because that's how you get ants!

Can't Or Won't?

Archer: Can't or won't?

I've Never Seen An Ocelot!

[growling noise]  Lana: What the..?!?!  Archer: What the hell was that?!  Cheryl: Ughh, my stupid ocelot.  Archer: I've never seen an ocelot!  Malory: Cheryl dear, I don't quite know how to put this, but...  Archer: Holy shit! You guys, look at his little spots!  Malory: How much are you...  Archer: Look at his tufted ears!…

The Cumulative Hangover

 Archer: Woodhouse, I quit drinking for her. [chugs drink]  Archer: Ahhh. Just that one. I'm scared if I stop all at once the cumulative hangover will literally kill me.


Archer: Phrasing!

Holy Shitsnacks!

Pam: Holy shitsnacks!

You're Not My Supervisor!

Cheryl: You're not my supervisor!

I Swear To God I Had Something For This

Archer: I swear to god I had something for this.

Orgasm In Front Of My Mother

Archer: Oh my god. Oh man. That was fun, thank you. Seriously, not many women could bring me to orgasm in front of my mother... I wouldn't think.

There's Good Cholesterol?

Archer: So wait. Wait, wait, wait. There's GOOD cholesterol?

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