2 Dollars And A Casio Wrist Watch (Taken Parody)

 Meg: Dad, something is going on. Some men just broke in.

[sees Ruth being taken through the window]

 Meg: Oh my god! They got Ruth! And now I think they are coming after me.

 Peter: Alright Meg, I need you to listen to me very carefully… Panic, pay no attention to detail. Let your mind race. Take short, rapid breaths. Then hide under the bed, but leave two of your feet sticking out.

[Meg goes and hides under the bed as a man enters]

 Meg: Oh my god, dad. Are they going to take me? I’m so scared.

[gets dramatically dragged out from under the bed]

 Peter: Meg? Meg?

[hears a man breathing on the line]

 Peter: I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. But I have a very particular lack of skills. I will never be able to find you. But what I do have is 2 dollars and a Casio wrist watch… you can have one of them.

 Kidnapper: Drakkar noir.